Come to my party!

Burth S Petit

Professor Rau

English 101 KN

December 16, 2014

Spoiled rich girl

Aloha Everyone!

Come join me at my house for the evening to say “aloha” and wear an adorable lei. I am celebrating my 21^st birthday and I would love for you and your loved one to come celebrate it with me. Every girl lives for the day she turns 21, and now that mine is finally here, I am going to live life to the fullest on my birthday! Come toast to love and laughter, and happily ever with me!

The party will be at my house and the address is 12305 5th Helena Drive, Los Angeles, CA 90049. The party will be on June 21, 2015. The whole entire house will be decorated with a bunch of tiki party stuff, so make sure you do dress up for the occasion. It will be about 90 degrees on that day so it will be the perfect day to have a tiki party in California. Why wouldn’t you want to come to my party? I mean it is my party, and I am the prettiest, most popular girl in school. Just kidding! NOT

There will be fruity drinks with little umbrellas for everyone. Single girls and lots of cute guys, so wear your grass skirts and I will provide the lei! I would like everyone to come and celebrate my special day with me not only because I think my birthday party will be the best, but I actually think that having everyone here celebrating it with me will make it extremely special. imagine grass skirts, torch lights, Pina coladas, and other delights everywhere, you're going to feel like you are actually in Hawaii! It’s going to be a perfect day, and all you have to do is say “Aloha” and wear a lei we’ll have a “hula”-va time! Get it?

Have you ever had a Hawaiian Style BBQ? Well me neither, but it will definitely be at my party! We’ll drink mao-tai’s and coladas and feast on tropical food. Once you see the spread you’ll surely get in the mood because my party will be the best party ever! Guys wear your favorite Hawaiian shirt, or no shirt at all! Lady’s it’s a must for us to wear a grass skirt, and coconuts covering our precious boobs. What’s a luau party without a little cleavage showing? It’s sure to be a blast and you must be insane to not want to come to my party.

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SHOT GLASS YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET IN THE PARTY, there will be security guards in front of the door, checking and watching what is going on. I will be giving out little shot glasses with your names on the shot glasses. Listen to this important message because my security guards will definitely ask you to leave if you do not have a shot glass once you are going in my house. And oh yeah, I almost forgot this one important information, YOU MUST BE 21 AND OVER TO COME TO THE PARTY sorry not sorry but I am way too pretty to go to jail and I just got my nails done.

If you want to bring someone with you that I did not invite make sure you let me know five days before the party so that I can put them on the list.

I want lots and lots of gifts, so please bring gifts! In case you are wondering what type of gifts I would like to receive, I want uggs, Gucci bags and Gucci perfume, Chanel earrings, MK watch because I need a new one or two, and Louis Vuitton shoes. What can I say, I am an expensive girl with an expensive taste. See you soon! XOXO

Open letter to Police Officer

Dear Police Officer:

I was the young lady you stopped and gave an unnecessary ticket to. I wanted to let you know that you are a terrible police officer, and I wish one day you get your badge taken away because I don't think you deserve it. You're lucky I don't want to go to jail for assaulting a police officer because I would've smacked you when I had the chance.

When you stopped me, I thought you were going to give me a warning instead of a stupid ticket. I did not notice I was going above the speed limit until you pulled me over. We could've handled this in so many different ways. You could've given me a warning, letting me know that I am going above the speed limit. We could've talked it out like two adults, even a simple “Hey, slow it down” would've been nice. I would understand if it happened in a school zone, or you felt that I was endangering the lives of other people, but I wasn't, and you knew that, but you still decided to give me a ticket.

Nevertheless, I was driving home from the gym, and accidentally went 5 miles above the speed limit without noticing. You pulled me over, and gave me an unnecessary ticket for speeding. I had a perfect clean license and now because of you I have POINTS ON MY LICENSE!!! which is something nobody wants.

I was actually shocked that you stopped me because other drivers next me were going 10 times faster than I was, you still decided to give me the ticket. I find you extremely unreasonable and I am very upset that you gave me this ticket just for going 5 miles above the speed limit. I wish I had taken another route, if only I knew you were going to be there.

Before you gave me the ticket, I even tried to explain to you that it wasn't my intention to go above the speed limit, but you ignored me and still decided to give me a pathetic ticket. Now I have points on my license and I have to pay a ridiculous amount of money for a stupid speeding ticket when I could've saved that money for something better, LIKE SHOES!

Here is an advice, people sometimes don't notice when they are only driving 5 MILES ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT! People have places to go, bills to pay, and children to worry about. Do you really think they have time to be checking if they are going one or four miles above the speed limit? No they do not, so give us a break. For the future, try to be less uptight and more reasonable.